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Chocolate Device

A bottle, jug, carton, or any other air-tight container consisting of various substances that are offensive to the nostril that you convince other people to smell.

The steps of making a "Chocolate Device",

1) Find an airtight container (preferably a glass bottle)
2) Gather up various substances that rot. I recommend having at least one liquid i.e milk, orange juice, or urine. Also to put foods or a corpse of a deceased creature like a rat, lizard, or bird.
3) Close the container nice and tight
4) Either leave it in the sun, or bury it.
5) After waiting for a good month or two, get it and show it to a unsuspecting family member or friend to take a good wiff of it.
Gilbert is such a dumb-ass, he smelled my Chocolate Device and puked.
by Mario Felix April 28, 2011
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cloaking device

Before penetration, engage cloaking device.
by red rosie September 12, 2011
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7 decibels

The maximum allowed talking volume during quiet hours at St. John's Catholic Newman Center at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign on the night of Unofficial.
by Technically Catholic November 30, 2011
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Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.
The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .
by QuacksO February 24, 2017
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double device

(V.) (N.) The act of taking a picture of a snap with another phone. This is basically a anonymous screen shot.
I just double deviced Emily I'm about to expose the shat outta this girl.
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
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Kylee Devine

AIDAN HARTMANS BESTFRIEND she is the most caring bitch you’ll ever meet in your entire life and you’ll never find anyone more real. She has her period every two weeks she is a sexy sister and everyone loves her. She has a boyfriend so go suck on sum🤷 ♀️
by Hey223445555 February 23, 2019
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Domular device

Any type of vape. Preferably used to make fun of someone and/or yourself.
Hey bro, can I hit your domular device?”
by Juuljune January 19, 2019
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