When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
by Dick god supreme butt sex May 17, 2017
Get the Deer slappingmug. In my 4th and 5th grade class he hunts deer and brings deer antlers into class and hunt
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
Me :Noah Murray what’s that mrrrr pooopie pants 💩💩💩💩all jokes aside it’s a moose antler
Like bruh what the heck men
Class : can I keep it noooo. Says Noah
by Kaiden Paul Shawyer hi Elias September 1, 2021
Get the Deer huntermug. It’s a deer that lives in the wilderness, sees every damn movement you make, makes them hard to kill, if your not baiting them, every time I kill one I hit it from the behind, and eat it raw thank you.
by Diplotard_101 November 7, 2020
Get the Whitetail Deermug. When an open topped vehicle hits a deer at speed causing the passengers to be splattered with bile, blood and urine from the deer
Q. What’s he covered in?!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
A. He was riding the rollercoaster when a deer stepped out in front of the carriage and he was sprayed in its bile and piss!
R. That’s one ultimate deer splat!
by Hedgehog Juggler March 21, 2025
Get the ultimate deer splatmug. by F-alex October 4, 2025
Get the Jungle Deermug. by Wordman59420 April 21, 2022
Get the sniper deermug. An orgy with extra steps. Like a buffet line, but where half of the "party" lines up on the ground and the other half takes turns having their way with them.
by Little White Witch August 12, 2021
Get the Deer Partymug.