Beaver Damned

A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops a woman from hooking up with a girl.

Or an event or circumstance that keeps a woman from hooking up, having sex, getting some action.

Pertains primarily to lesbians, but also works for a woman who wants to hook up with a man.

I was planning on hooking up with Marcy last night but my mother dropped by and totally beaver damned me.

or

Suzy is making the move on her ex-girl Lisa. Let's go beaver damn her so she doesn't do something she'll regret later.

by teffie-phd April 29, 2010

damn

the universal cuss word, everyone says it, and preachers say it in church, so it can fit in pretty much any sentence

Damn, this sucks
Damn, this is shitty food
or just... DAMN!

by Petey December 7, 2003

damnlol

One of the greatest websites in the history of man.
One can browse randomly selected funny pictures that will almost always make you crack up.

One can also submit their own picture to damnlol.

The only downside is all the ads for shitty games, or the occasional pop-up that usually leads to a porn site.

Also has an almost unlimited supply of knockoff sites (dmanlol.com, damnlo.com, etc.)

Whenever I'm bored, I like to go on damnlol.com

by Name removed by the NSA December 7, 2013

those damn birds

Often used in awkward situations to distract the attention off of you by throwing your hands up with your fingers all together to form a triangle while looking up, and in a high pitch voice screaming "THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

"Hey monty are you picking your nose "? - michael

monty - " THOSE DAMN BIRDS"

by Lil Baze November 5, 2010

God Damn

Admit it. You just searched for this so Urban Dictionary will ask you to buy a God Damn mug.

BUY THE GOD DAMN MUG.

by buythemug November 5, 2022

god-damn-fucking-cock-shit

A usless ramble when your pissed off because something didn't work. Usualy heard around workplaces.

Ahhh god-damn-fucking-cock-shit the non-destructive restore didn't work.

by Jadraxx February 21, 2004

damn

An expression of disbelief or surprise.

(After seeing a homie get bitch slapped)
"DAAAAAAAAAMN!"

by squipple November 9, 2002