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donkey

a person who is being or acting like an idiot/ass
by Matty 8 January 1, 2008
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wage donkey

An individual who is stuck merely being a cog in the wheel, content with their own mediocrity, unable to progress up the ladder and usually unaware of their social standing.
Hey John, I hear you are still doin the graphic design thing? Yea, I never thought i'd be a wage donkey but this job has proven otherwise.
by pet sounds December 10, 2008
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Wet Donkey

when your on the toilet and you do a shit that touches the water before you break it off. depending on the water level of you toilet it can be up to 30cm long. also known as cliffhanger
"I just pumped out a wet donkey"
by Bevo the jumpman December 31, 2009
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a fucking massive donkey dick

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Flying Donkey

The key to a "flying donkey" is an audience, much like the Bullwinkle.

The Flying Donkey is performed like this:
The male kneels on the surface of intercourse so he's sitting on his heels. In this position he is fully inserted in to the female who is on her back with her buttocks on the male's thighs. At the moment of climax, the male makes flapping motions with his arms and produces a sound like a donkey trying to overcome gravity.
... and then I got her in my lap, threw my arms out, and did my best flying donkey!!
by nega October 22, 2004
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harley donkey

when you tie someone to the floor, then poop on their chest and head
jane did a harley donkey to david and it was smelly!
by Mr. Dude June 21, 2004
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donkey

by Sheena_Thick November 29, 2003
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