dane cook

Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

by C-Mills January 18, 2008

Daedelus

A Genius who utilizes the monome as his instrument. He has essentially created his own genre of music that cannot be named because it is too awesome.

He's mixed pianos with electric guitars and tribal drums in his (My Opinion) best album: Deny's The Day's Demise (2006)

He samples MOVIES, FAX MACHINES, CLAPPING, he'll sample anything that moves your eardrum more than 20 times a second. He's used classic Italia Disco songs, Classic piano, futuristic fart noises.

And his live performances are made (for the most part) on the spot...

Mainstream Faggotron: Hey have you heard "Raise Your Weapon" by Deadmau5? It's the best song ever.

Underground OG: No, I've been listening to Daedelus... his 5 year old albums are still years ahead of his own time.... Miles farther than that Canadian trash known as Deadmau5

And if you won't bother searching Daedelus or you can't spell his name then go take some ecstacy and brag to your shuffling friends about how many braincells you just killed.

Mainstream Faggotron: Fuck you fool I love haters DGK ALL DAY homie intoxicated click bloods crips Southside all day, ruthless promos Detox DJ BL3ND

by Copernicustic Vultures June 13, 2011

Queen of the Damned

Worst. Movie. Ever.

I blew $20 on the DVD for this rank shit. Even though Aaliyah was racked and looking good, that didn't make up for the rest of this lame-assed movie.

by Eat a Bag of Hell April 24, 2003

Dane Cook

the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance

Dane Cook is fucking funny.

by s;isuij August 20, 2006

Daned

To be yelled at or scolded after one does not do as well as they should have.

Dane if you do not learn a move from bottom you are going to get Daned after every match.

by ltownwrestler April 29, 2012

spirits be damned

the ne wthing to say after someone sneezes

aaaachhoooo!!!
"spirits be damned"

by dog chain March 24, 2005

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.

Dane Cook was on last night, I almost peed my pants.

by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009