I couldn't score with that ho at the dance, so I wound up going home to use the Force on the pink Darth Vader!
by pentozali October 19, 2006
Get the use the Force on the pink Darth Vader mug.Aka, "child support". A long-term and generally hefty tax created by the ultra rich in an attempt to keep men in western world from breeding.
A form of birth control passed off under the guise of "taking care of 'their' kids" (which is funny as many dadtaxee don't even get to see their offspring much less have possession of them).
The way it works is simple: Offer mom lots of free money (taken from dad) to do nothing other than "keep" kids away from dad. That is fitting as dad is forced to work most of the time using the threat of jail and the corresponding rapes/violence as incentive.
It's pretty clear cut, dad 'must' work to pay mom/lawyers/judges/social workers/psychologists and the rest of those who live from "family" (more like destroying families) courts. If he doesn't pay/work, "they" will take everything he has and throw him in a cage.
Those Nazi tactics sure make fatherhood look like a nightmare and that is the point, convince men not to have kids.
A form of birth control passed off under the guise of "taking care of 'their' kids" (which is funny as many dadtaxee don't even get to see their offspring much less have possession of them).
The way it works is simple: Offer mom lots of free money (taken from dad) to do nothing other than "keep" kids away from dad. That is fitting as dad is forced to work most of the time using the threat of jail and the corresponding rapes/violence as incentive.
It's pretty clear cut, dad 'must' work to pay mom/lawyers/judges/social workers/psychologists and the rest of those who live from "family" (more like destroying families) courts. If he doesn't pay/work, "they" will take everything he has and throw him in a cage.
Those Nazi tactics sure make fatherhood look like a nightmare and that is the point, convince men not to have kids.
Rich guy: If you have kids, you'll become a financial slave, it'll ruin your life!
Dad: Sounds like you know all about it, did you and your buddies invent dadtax?
Rich Guy: You mean "child support"?...have to be going now.
Dad: Sounds like you know all about it, did you and your buddies invent dadtax?
Rich Guy: You mean "child support"?...have to be going now.
by EqualShares? July 27, 2009
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A bipolar guy. Really fun to be around. Almost awesomest guy ever. Usually Dathans are 99.9% gay and 1% straight.
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And gets sound boarded by the gaming terroriser
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Get the DADT mug.Pronounced "dat". Acronym for "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" used, generally in the military, to call someone out for a particular act of gayness. Most commonly used as a replacement for someone's name, but can also be used as a noun.
Hey DADT, nice pink Hollister shirt and pre-distressed jeans.
Dude, only a DADT would get a Mystic Tan.
Dude, only a DADT would get a Mystic Tan.
by Opsec May 16, 2008
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