D.A.R.E.

Goverment funded anti-drug program that sends police officers to teach 5th graders how to use common household items to get high. They also show children videos featuring a penguin and a rabbit who kidnap kids and force them to smoke the 'evil' marijuana. Because D.A.R.E. is notorious for using false information and scare tactics, most kids with common sense don't take the program seriously. Basically it's a huge waste of tax dollars and school time.

* 5th Grade Classroom *

D.A.R.E. Officer: Now children, as you know, most drug users are lazy, jobless, homicidal rapists, and since drugs cost alot of money, many druggies will use household items to get high.

Kid: Like what?

D.A.R.E. Officer: Oh, lots of things like white-out, paint thinner, sharpies, keyboard cleaner, whipped cream cans, and gas fumes can be used to get high.

Kid: Whoa, cool!

* Everyone starts sniffing markers *

by sim sim salabim October 13, 2005

D.A.R.E.

A program, often taught by police, which tries to brainwash young and impressionable children into believing slanted information and sometimes out-right lies about drugs.

1. D.A.R.E. taught me that marijuana will make you kill people.
2. D.A.R.E. to think for yourself..

by Lemmy April 29, 2003

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.

Friends is an American television sitcom, created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, which originally aired on NBC from September 22, 1994, to May 6, 2004, lasting ten seasons. Every episode started with The One. The show is famous because one of the characters named joey says "How you doin". Another one asks like he is gay

F.R.I.E.N.D.S.: We are better than Seinfeld

Me: Good for you

by littleparrotjr223 April 29, 2016

D.A.R.E.

Drug
Abuse
Resistance
Education

e.g. a bunch of bullshit taught by a cop to your kids

"YES!!! I won the D.A.R.E. award and got a free T-shirt."
"Whatever you little fucking narc, give it 5 years and you'll be as doped out as any of us."

by Nick D February 23, 2003

N*E*R*D

Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo, and Shae Haley's alternative rock band formed in 2001.
N*E*R*D stands for No-one Ever Really Dies

everyone nose is the hottest shit from N*E*R*D in a hot minute

by Suspect {MGM Kr3W} August 21, 2008

P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

Pill Popping Dope Smoking Pussy Eating Mother Fucken Outlaw Brothers Biken Together

found on tattoos, colors, and business cards. P.P.D.S.P.E.M.F.O.B.B.T

by THE LONE BIKER October 21, 2010

F.E.G.D.

Fuck Everyone Go Die

(In texting, IM, or statuses)

Person 1: Did you really do that?

Person 2: F.E.G.D.

(When very angry at somthing)

Person 1: F.E.G.D!

by Arson636 October 16, 2010