cuban

v. (derogatory) To purposely tank/lose an important competition in an effort to place oneself in a better situation in the future, usually as a professional sports team

The Chicago Bears really cubanned their season to get a better draft pick for next year

by not jason kidd April 10, 2023

cuban chaos

When you shit piss and cum at the same time.

Oh shit imma bout to cuban chaos

by bruh12345678901234567890123456 November 18, 2021

cubanism

🅱️albert's own personal religion not to be confused with Buddhism despite hem both ending with ism

"man i wish i could be 🅱️albert so i could use Cubanism

by the impasta fromamon gus April 11, 2021

Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way

Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend

by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020

cubanism

Cubanism is the form of someone who is very cuban, they will typically have a cuban cigar and be playing dominoes.

"Hey look at Manny over there, he has a lot of Cubanism"

by BigDickDon December 12, 2017

The Cuban

A sexual act which occurs after bringing your favorite whore to sloppy, dripping orgasm...you pull your cum covered meat stick out and spread her love juice on a piece of toasted cuban bread topped with ham, pork, swiss cheese and pickles while shouting, "Hora de la cena, perra"

My let me give her the Cuban the other night. It was amazing.

by TheMilesLong1 September 25, 2020

cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025