Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’

1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory

by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019

Crunchiliciously Crunchy

Pleasantly hard or crisp, and they make a satisfying, audible crunch when you eat them.

Kelloggs cornflake is Crunchiliciously crunchy

by winni1718 March 14, 2025

Crunchy sandwich de el salv

Is a crunchy food enjoyed by millions around the world. The meals origions are unknown but have been adopted by many countries adopted this easy to come by meal as thier national dish.

You properly enjoy a "crunchy sandwich de el salv" by witnessing someone of higher status eating and approaching them begging for some. They become disgusted upon laying eyes on you groveling on your knees and strike you causing you to fall and get a mouthful of crunchy red clay or dirt depending where you are.

This meal is often paired with a discarded sunbaked waterbottles with condensation inside, or whatever other scraps you can find on the ground.

I asked him for a a crumb of bread but instead he generously gave me a whole crunchy sandwich de el Salv.

by The all knowing I June 16, 2022

Crunchy

When someone say something that's bad as hell and/or sucks ass and it ain't funny

Boy:Hey guys wanna hear a joke

Friends:Sure

Boy:People at this school need face surgery they ugly as hell

Friend 1: Bruh that was crunchy

by xIm_goat_kidx June 1, 2018

Crunchy Shirt

When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.

Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.

by NERV2005 September 17, 2018

crunchy anus

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.

TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.

by Kriker August 24, 2016

Crunchy Niggah

A person that is extra deceptive (shady), suspect and highly deceptive.

Some politicians are crunchy niggahs.

by Mooptic531 August 23, 2023