crop insurance

The need to alter visual media reality by cropping out items that might weaken the intent of the imagery.
The realtor gave me some crop insurance on the shots so people don't see the freeway next to our house.

We need crop insurance to make the crowd at the campaign event look bigger.

I need crop insurance on my profile pic so people don't see my body from the shoulders down.

We need crop insurance on thes brochure shots so don't show enourmous crowds peering at the Mona Lisa.
by Da Do Run Run January 18, 2021
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Carolina crop circle

When one person (typically male) elects to get naked and have a group of (also naked) women stand around them in a circle while they pass thier flatulent gasses in said individual's general direction for the soul purpose of sexual fulfillment.
Friend #1: "Hey Mikey, you gonna make it out for my bar mitzvah next weekend?"

Friend #2 "Sorry bro I can't make it. I'm hiring a bunch of overweight prostitutes to give me a Carolina crop circle that weekend!"
by Adamclee123 October 29, 2021
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rainbow crop dust

The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.
My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.
by Ill_padre July 14, 2024
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Crop-blocking

Same as cock-blocking but in the Settlers
Danny performed an act of crop-blocking on me!
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crop chopper

a term used to describe someone who is boring or a workaholic
"jeeze, i cant believe steve blew us off to go fishing"
"yeah, that guy is such a crop chopper"

"i hate having that leon guy in our group. he's indifferent about everything."
"i know, what a crop chopper"
by dagreatdane4 July 02, 2009
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Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.
There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.
by HateStain May 07, 2025
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Crop blocked

Wow I took that picture and he totally cropped her out of it, you can see her arm and everything. She got crop blocked.
by JBeasty February 07, 2013
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