rat on a cracker

Someone who relentlessly pursues a seemingly hopeless situation

She is a rat on a cracker with that guy. No matter how many times he turns her down for a date-she still keeps asking.

by Back East Girl December 15, 2009

Mexican Graham Cracker

A Mexican Graham Cracker occurs when a dinoshark or other large aquatic creature consumes the beautiful booty of a hot Latina babe.

Beach-goer 1: "Damn! What happened to dat booty?!"

Beach-goer 2: "Man, she had a Mexican Graham Cracker."

by DinoSharkExpert May 27, 2013

Smash my Cracker

A phrase that works in any context.
Can be used instead of fuck
Or can mean to fuck

“ I’m going out with that ryan from tinder. I really hope he smashes my cracker”

When I stubbed my toe, I screamed “ Smash my Cracker”.

by Grace Kaitlin February 22, 2018

High School Jackel Cracker

A High School Jackel Cracker is usually a white bitch who treats her (yes it’s usually a woman) like a mattress! This woman? Usually hangouts in the janky ass area of the school sucking on her E-Cigarettes whilst drinking alcohol. You are considered a High School Jackel Cracker if you have had sex with 6+ boys.

Yo dude that High School Jackel Cracker is blowing Tommy all the way back to Alabama! Wait...?

by hit by a bus XD May 2, 2019

Bon voyage, me old cream cracker

A reference used when saying goodbye to your 'old cream cracker'.

"Ah, bon voyage, me old cream cracker!" Said Sid to Roddy.

"My old cream cracker! He is a spiffing chum!" Samuel said, patting Jonathan on the back.

by evillweevil December 16, 2017

nigger flavored cracker

noun: Someone who is a white-black racial mix.

Left Winger: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist, what he really means is nigger.

Some guy: Why would Conservatives call Obama a nigger?

Left Winger: Because he is a black man.

Some guy: Actually, Obama is not a black man or a nigger; He is a nigger flavored cracker because his mother was white and his father was black.

Some guy: When a Conservative calls Obama a socialist they really mean socialist; if they wanted to call him a racial slur then they would have said it because all Americans have the right to free speech.

Some guy: assuming that socialist means black is racist because that is assuming that only black people are socialists

by Gould, Gould, Harper April 22, 2010

cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.

Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.

by MARiiE November 2, 2007