Cycle Count 

The act of riding so many guys that one cannot count.

Keith loves cycle counting at parties. Hey, how did cycle counting go last week?

Cycle Count by drkingkongdong July 24, 2015

The Count of Monte Cristo 

The name of the main character of Alexandre Dumas’ novel The Count of Monte Cristo. After being wrongfully accused of being a part of a Bonapartist plot, Edmond Dantes is thrown in prison. He then escapes prison and inherits his prison buddy’s wealth. He then assumes the pseudonym of the Count of Monte Cristo and enacts revenge on those who wronged him. Dumas’ novel is considered the pioneer of revenge stories.

My favorite character in The Count of Monte Cristo is the Count of Monte Cristo.

The Count of Monte Cristo by Beanie ❤︎ November 6, 2022

make it count minutes 

Making the most out of the last 10 minutes of a really long conversation.

Please tell me how much you love me in the final make it count minutes.

make it count minutes by Feisty Squirrel October 2, 2011

working the count 

To put in effort with a girl with the hopes of getting something sexual in return.

Buddy: Hey marsh how’s it going with that girl ?

Marsh: Not too bad still don’t know where we stand exactly.

Buddy: Don’t worry! Just keep working the count and you’ll be hitting that in no time!

working the count by Quanpabs May 15, 2019

Body Count 

Checking your pockets for dead presidents (money) therefore doing a body count.

Person 1: Oh man, I don't have enough for the pizza.
Person 2: It's all good, I did a quick body count and I got $10.

Body Count by Clever-Feller November 23, 2010

Sperm Count Dracula 

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

Sperm Count Dracula by scut monkey August 8, 2009

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

mf-count by John Smith February 22, 2005