Constantinople

The name for a city which existed 600 years ago, and after being captured by the Ottoman Turks, is now called Istanbul. Despite the Greek beliefs that Istanbul is rightfully theirs, this is not true as the Ottomans rightfully won it, with no cheating etc. It is now by right belonging to Turkey. Greeks should stop dreaming that Russia will capture it back for them.

"Istanbul, not Constantinople" the lyrics of a song by The Four Lads, later covered by They Might be Giants

by Melissa2610 May 13, 2011

Constantina

1. A type of white wood, often used in shipping containers.

2. A rare brand of expensive mobile phone, white silver red or fluro green, with touch screen and 400 types of games, an inbox space of over 6000 messages, a 21 megapixel camera and high tech speaker and recorder, as well as other fancy features. Price estimated at around $40,000.

1. "Hey the Constantina wood's worked out pretty well, hasn't it?"
"Yeah, really set a nice touch to it."

2. "Jesus, I wish I had a Constantina, they're brilliant those things."

"I bought a Constantina and now I'm broke!"

by L :) August 7, 2008

Constipated

When there is a huge log stuck in your butt hole, that you cannot remove no matter how hard you try. This is often caused by not consuming the seed full objects. This also may be a sign that you have Ebola.

*on the toilet calling friend* dude why is you so grumpy.

Cause I'm constipated

by etwizzle July 31, 2015

Constipation consternation

The grimace resembling the look someone has when they are taking a big poop that flashes across their face when they are in a difficult or overwhelming situation.

The coach had a look of constipation consternation when several recruits left his program suddenly. frustration, overwhelming feeling, anxiety, shocked, dismay, angry, grimace

by joecoolthefool November 28, 2015

Mental constipation

When you have the inability to give a sh*t at a said moment

Friend 1- Dude i just broke the car window
Friend 2- i have mental constipation with your problem

by Kinkycutlhu669 July 12, 2018

Minecraft Universal Constant

The name for the huge number that is the mulitple possibilities flr worlds in Minecraft.

Hey, what's Minecraft Universal Constant? I never heard of it before.

by ZoZo UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU UwU December 10, 2020

constant gardener

A persistent nose picker. Someone who really goes to town on his nose in public habitually.

He could not stop fiddling with his nose while we were talking. I knew that he was a nose picker but this bordered on "constant gardener" behavior.

by deepdishdave March 2, 2011