Codfish

Term used to describe someone whose eyes sit on the side of their head. This condition is said to be caused in utero when the fetuses eyes do not migrate to the proper position. This is considered a genetic mutation. It causes the sufferer to resemble a codfish or even a hammerhead shark.

"That girl looks like a codfish, let her back in the ocean."

by whitty323 January 13, 2009

combing

when one uses a comb like device to straighten the bodily hair of one's lover, in order to create a relaxing yet sensuale experience and funtime.

I am combing you now, bitch.

by 25 Cromwell Street October 14, 2008

combitch

Complaining and bitching at once.

Com "Complain" + Bitch "Bitching"

All credits go to Brandi and her mother.

Quit the combitching, I'll feed you when I can see your ribs, fatty!

by lessthangreen September 23, 2004

CODfish

Someone who overly obsesses with COD, sometimes found on chat forums.

CODfish - "Dude this Ak-99 versus double rocket launcher totally rips but Ak-77 beats the shiz yo' man whoever didn't play COD has no life and I'm totally killing it yo' gotta bomb these 3 bro's oh hell no damn he shot me with his turret I'm gonna play for 16 hours until I get my damn XOX 77-missle dude stop shooting me."

by Stephan J. August 19, 2014

Comfartable

a smelling foul comment.

You think that woman is a hot public political figure with substance?? That is soooo comfartable imho, to think that.

by ladyMatea June 22, 2011

Baby Coffin

A tasteless term for the vagina, referencing abortions.

Matty D: Yo, take me on the date, tell her to bring a friend.
B: Uh..you're not my boyfriend.
Matty D: thats why shes getting me some bittie to nail it in her baby coffin

by Christerray April 9, 2010

Glass coffin

When you drop your guts in the shower and the moisture makes the situation exponentially worse, essentially trapping both you and your stench in the shower

“Oh my fucking god, that was terrible” - Greer
“What have you done?” - Ben

“I was having a shave in the shower and blew off, the smell was unbearable” - Greer

“Oh no; nothing worse than the ‘ole glass coffin” - Ben

by Thiccbenji420 September 9, 2019