close the account

To end a friendship or relationship.

I had to close the account with Chris. She was just a mean bitch and I couldn't take her any longer.

by Jilina September 25, 2005

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Clogarrhea

When your glogged bowels finally release in a biblical proportioned session of explosive diarrhea.

Milton exited the restroom in a pungent cloud of shit vapors after release of his clogarrhea.

by Eaton Holgoode October 5, 2017

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Cannoli Closer

A "Cannoli closer" is a move used at the end of a less-than-satisfactory date where you order a cannoli for dessert and blow the cream-filling out onto your date's face to express dissatisfaction.

My date with Jen was so boring that I pulled a Cannoli closer.

by J.Chang August 4, 2011

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CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED

IF YOU DON'T HAVE SEX YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY, HENCE YOU CAN'T EAT.

WOMAN #1: "I DON'T MIND STRIPPING BUT HAVING SEX IS A WHOLE NOTHER THING."

WOMAN #2: "GIRL IN THIS BUSINESS, CLOSED LEGS DON'T GET FED."

by SENRYAN July 24, 2009

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Cloosh

Shaving a girl's pubic hair and stuffing it into her vagina.

Ew, gross, she tried to do a furball impression by queefing after clooshing!

by CR24 April 12, 2010

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cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 15, 2008

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When a girl doesn't want to be with you, but wants you to continue prioritizing her because let's be honest, you're the pussy who cares more about her, and she likes knowing she matters to someone, and will use that to come around you when no one is around for her. You know almost everything about her and you're always there for her, while she knows nothing of you and john snow. This woman is a smart,heartless, blue eyed creature that knows not to call you bestfriend because she doesn't want you to invest this much dedication into another girl cause she wont be special anymore and will self pity that she doesnt matter anyways. Plus, lets be honest she doesnt want to give you all that fucking time either. She doesn't care to know you because you do all the caring in loving her.

"I consider us fairly close friends."

by Fairly close friends July 28, 2016

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