One of the seven sisters of which the Cheese League is comprised; the others being Brie College, Camembert College, Stilton College, Havarti University, Smegma College, and The Fromunda Institute of Technology. Fromunda took the Cheese League football championship in 2003, winning by forfeit when the grazing Colby cheerleading squad refused to yield the playing field.
by Dr. Mike Roynhertz, Ph.D. August 25, 2004
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they love art and sometimes will spend hours on a drawing, and they don't usually care if people compliment their art, but if they really love a drawing, please compliment it. They love their friends very much, if you're friends with a Coby expect a whole bunch of love but they can't always express it well so they try their best to reply to vents the best they can and sometimes get overwhelmed by thinking they didn't do a good job of comforting.
they love art and sometimes will spend hours on a drawing, and they don't usually care if people compliment their art, but if they really love a drawing, please compliment it. They love their friends very much, if you're friends with a Coby expect a whole bunch of love but they can't always express it well so they try their best to reply to vents the best they can and sometimes get overwhelmed by thinking they didn't do a good job of comforting.
Person A: I really don't like the way I look, I wish I was better
Coby: Don't say that! you're really amazing, we all love you dude!
Person B: Coby is right dude, we love you no matter how you look
Person A: Coby and person B are really nice, thank you
Coby: Don't say that! you're really amazing, we all love you dude!
Person B: Coby is right dude, we love you no matter how you look
Person A: Coby and person B are really nice, thank you
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by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011
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He is a good dad that has spent 50 years providing for his beautiful family. He is very kind and friendly and will always make you feel welcome.he is very funny about all his stories will gain your respect through honesty.
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