Cleetus

A hot rodeo cowboy man.

Cleetus has caused some troubles in the past, like shooting his son 3 times with a shotgun. Besides all that he’s a great man! He has met with myths before, sadly most of them made fun of him for being FAT. He has also ran away from his mother when he was very young. He’s been divorced at least 2-3 times. xD

by UglyEyeballs May 27, 2020

cleetus

fat thick dude with a rake

cleetus boy aint givin up

by jiggly puff man dood July 22, 2020

Cleetys's Asshole

When you eat normal food and then shit blood the next day, blaming it on someones cooking from the night before but really you just have the bowel of a 103 year old geriatric.

Last night I ate a some mashed potato and today I haven't stopped shitting blood, I must have a bad case of Cleetys's Asshole.

by RockLicka September 8, 2020

Cleetus Reaction

When regular food makes you bleed out the ass

My fucking god i just ate dinner and had an instant Cleetus Reaction

by Veronica Vaughan September 13, 2020

Clempiness

A relative measure of a combination of physiological buttock traits which result in the capture and exacerbation of one’s existing dirty butt.

I swear have the worst clempiness on earth, if I don’t shower directly after I sh*t I’ll have raw painful swamp ass all day.

by Bbybgs December 27, 2020

Cleeko

Crazy or extravagant

No need to be cleeko.

by Xaviermolina February 9, 2021

Cleetus

Some guy from the Simpsons and also a cowboy in roblox. In roblox he can be seen either trolling around, bulling noobs for fun, or just raging.

Person 1: do you know Cleetus?
Person 2: yes that guy from the Simpsons
Person 1: no the cowboy guy from flamingo
Person 2: ok

by boing February 10, 2021