claust

really drunk

Can't wait to get claust this weekend

by littlewhitelies June 19, 2017

claust

plastered, fucked up

That party last night was wild. I was pretty claust

by oystermoon June 19, 2017

Chanus

An amalgam of the words cheese and anus - it's the tubular cheese canal at the ends of the American food staple "cheesy bread" - as often ordered by vendors like Domino's, Pizza Hut, and Little Ceasars. It's most applicable for the butts (or ends) of the cheesy bread loaf.

"Damn, I loved everything about that cheesy bread until the end - that shit was dry as a desert once I got to the chanus."

by FaSheans April 19, 2018

Cranus

A word that is a mix between crap and anus. It is used as a more sophisticated way of saying "aww crap" but makes it less weird to just say "anus."

Synonyms- Diss, Pobutt, and vaginiss

"Hey man what's up with you face, it looks so cranus."
"Oh shit man I stepped in dog crap, man thats so cranus"

by Hi mommy, its me! December 12, 2017

Claustrapopedick

When your stuck in confession and the pope begins to take advantage of your puny teenage body

Man, did I ever tell you about the time I got claustrapopedicked?

by Jilly Wagtail March 26, 2018

Canussia

A fictional country that is a mix of Canada and Russia.

I really want to travel to Canussia.

by Canussian Man January 24, 2020

Claustrobumhole

When you have a phobia of bumholes and your A FUCKING VIRGIN BECAUSE YOUR TO SCARED TO GO NEAR ONE!!!...................AND YOUR DICK IS SMALL OR YOUR TITS ARE SAGGY DEPENDING ON WHAT GENDER!!!

Billy got lawed in to have sex in the strip club last Night but she liked anal but Billy has a phobia called claustrobumhole and his dick was small so he ran away from the whore and he disided to wank himself off while crying how sad

by Callum Daniel Richards May 29, 2020