chew you a new asshole

What a dog is thinking about when you either don’t feed him or mistreat him as well as being a creative alternative to the worn phrase, ‘rip you a new asshole.’

It was hard to imagine that this pathetic mongrel was imagining how he would chew you a new asshole as you sat there ignoring all of his canine needs.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2023

beaver chew

Hack job or very ugly cut job.

Rudy's work looks like a beaver chew.

by randomryan July 3, 2014

lady chewbacca

A sexual term. It happens when you cum in a girls mouth while she is orgasming and she pretty much gargles the semen and sounds like Chewbacca

I did a Lady Chewbacca with your mom

by Xx_Min3craft-Gam3r_xX March 5, 2018

Jovan Chew

a short dude with rock hard abs and froggy ass.Also he likes goats and other junk.

"WOW! Jovan chew is so hot!!"

by Jovan chew August 23, 2018

pay chew

Telling someone to shut their ass in a strong offensive manner

The patois form of "Shut The Fuck Up"

Jene: You have no shame at all! Stop looking like a lost cause.
Me: "Pay Chew!" I don't need your feedback. Smh
Loal: BURNNNNN! rofl

by Kitten758 September 19, 2018

Zombie chew

When a person is providing oral to another person but the receiver is unable to become erect. They carry on with the oral anyway whilst it is floppy, lifeless and also referred to as “dead meat”.

Venessa- “what did you do with him?”
Jackie-“I went down on him, but he drank too much, so I gave him a zombie chew”

by Caldaddy May 10, 2020

chew

dirty south word for sucking dick; giving head,brain or blow job

Dat hoe, Ticey gave me a chew til she turned blue!

by Teeze May 14, 2004