Charmin

someone who is super super soft just like charmin ultra soft toilet paper

Hey Joey, how soft is Brandon?

Hes Charmin!!

by BigDHeller2 June 14, 2018

Charlit

Peach water+ litness+Married to Zac Efron+ Gossip girl+Hamilton soundtrack+friendly local trashcan=CHARLOTTE

Charlotte: I put fun in funeral
me: I put laughter in manslaughter

char I love you and always will never doubt that for a second hugs and squishes from me your bestie ^o^

wow I wish I could be like Charlit She's so funny and kind .

by SARAH=666 July 3, 2018

Charmin Dick

When someone says something so cringey that not only do you go flaccid, you also become afflicted by erectile dysfunction it was so bad. Softer than soft = Charmin dick.

She said she wanted me to wear a diaper for sexy time later tonight. That shit gave me Charmin dick.

by Ultimax75 July 27, 2018

Charity laugh

When something isn’t funny at all.So you fake laugh to make things not akward.

Chloe kept making dad jokes so I gave her a nice charity laugh.

by Boogieokc December 18, 2018

charmindhra

this is a common name amongst the hindu community to highlight a man as being dangerous due to him lacking any boundaries and limits in acting out his "homosexual fantasies" and erotic episodes on innocent members of the community, this name is usually followed by 4 letters "Dhra" ie. Charmin(dhra)" to suggest that incest is a common practice within his erotic episodes.

charmindhra is at it again, raping his brother

by the drahnator March 13, 2019

Charlite shat

When a woman in the act of making love poops on his own.

That bitch.

"So what happened last bight with that chick.

" she was a charlite shat"

"That bitch"

by bigboieatspie April 26, 2019

Charity

What nobody cares people start when you mention their nobody cares mentality. Usually they ask for a donation to their charity, and they say they're gonna feed kids in another country that are 50 pounds underweight for their age, or elderly folks who survived a famine and a plague. They think of this as what good natured/willed people do, and think everyone will think they are wonderful and good natured and that nobody will question it.

He/she started a million dollar charity with donations (collections) to feed hungry kids and elderly folks, what would you like to bring to the table? $25? $50?

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2019