4th chaos emerald

Whers that DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNN 4th chaos eemard ?

Friend: whers that DAAAMN 4th chaos emerald ?????!?’vnvvnnvnv
Me: you said a bad word 😟
Fridd: stfu boobie were 8 we can say damn and crap😎

Me: o ok

by VegetablesHulkSmasher March 19, 2021

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Controlled Chaos

When shit is going on that appears to be completely and utterly cluster-fucked and without reason but for a few people things are under control.

Example one

The Usual Suspects "Keyser Söze" Controlled Chaos to his advantage.

Example two

Bob: "Holy shit! A plane just hit that building!"

Priest: "Its God's will that 2,973 people died."

Bob: "So its also God's will for you to touch boys?"

Priest: "Its not called the second coming of Jesus for no reason."

Bob: "...where do you buy your pot from?"

Priest: " Praise be unto the lord, he giveth and he taketh away!"

by Kie D. K. January 25, 2010

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Uncontrolled Chaos

Defined as all sorts of sexy hell breaking loose on the female population. Sexiness equivalent in grandeur as biblical catastrophes on the scale of the four horsemen of the coming apocalypse coming to exact terrible judgement. Uncontrolled Chaos is typically caused by two or more individuals, usually best friends AKA Nicholas & Mark, both devilishly handsome, who fuck shit up wherever they go. Fathers hide your daughters.

Uncontrolled Chaos
Mark "Hey I'm Mark."
Girl 1 "Aww your cute. Here's my number ; )"

Nicholas "Sup."
Girls 2,3, & 4 "Enter us... simultaneously..."
Nicholas "Word."

by Leprechaun66 January 15, 2013

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