Caleb

Calebs are the sexiest Bitches ever!!! All the other guys wish ther were like him. Calebs have brown hair and sexy, blue eyes. All girls wish they could suck his sweet dick.

Girl 1: omg, I think I just saw god!
Girl 2: it’s not god, it’s a Caleb.

by Somerandomguy October 25, 2018

Caleb

Caleb Likes A girl who looks like they have crunchy peanut butter all over their Face

Caleb: I like that girl over there!
Blaine:She looks like she got crunchy peanut butter all over her face!
Caleb: I'm allergic to peanuts tho!!
Blaine: Well looks like your dick is gonna get swollen

3 hours later...
Caleb as Died Of peanut allergie

by Caleb is a QUEER May 13, 2019

Caleb Rosenfeld

To make the situation Jewish in some way.

"Hey guys, do you like my party?"

"Well, there aren't any bagels..."

"Stop being such a Caleb Rosenfeld!"

by awesomenesssupreme October 14, 2010

cakeologist

an individual who specializes in the creation and decorating of delicious and addictive cakes and desserts.

This cake will be difficult to make; I need a cakeologist to create it.

by LeiAuntes Sweet Lounge November 1, 2014

caleb dick

a big dick nigga he makes your girl scream mommy he has a cock so wild i cant imagine that dick in my ass

Caleb dick is so massive it makes forget to walk

by handsdown nigga February 22, 2019

Caleb Schwandt

Caleb Schwandt is a fucking whore who likes to mess with girls’ feelings he doesn’t care about anyone but himself and he’s the worst person like ever because he doesn’t care about people who care about him only the ones who couldn’t care less about him and legit hate him. But just Caleb schwandts because Caleb Rivers is hot.

Caleb Schwandt is low key a bitch ass whore.

by Bigdaddyllama April 30, 2019

Caleb

A very loving person. They will do anything to make you smile. If they ever see you feeling down they will immediately cheer you up. He loves to hug other people, and will always be there to lend you a hand. Even know their emotions sometimes over powers he will still be nice to you. He loves to draw and daze off, but he will still be paying attention to what you say.

Me: I just got accepted into college!

Caleb: That is amazing! ( As he hugs with the best hug ever. )

by {*Stars*} May 22, 2019