Caffeine Purgatory

The feeling of having had too much coffee or caffeine, while simultaneously feeling you haven't had enough. Wired, yet wasted.

1. "Ey bro, one more cup' a joe and I'll be tweaking but wake me up if I crash on the sofa, a'ight? I'm in Caffeine Purgatory!"

by stef22 June 4, 2013

Coffeeing

A verb used to describe drinking coffee.

Variations of the word: need some coffeing done, coffeed.

Samantha: What were you up to yesterday evening? I called you, like, 50 times at 6 pm?
Aaron: Take a chill pill, Sam. I was just coffeeing and listening to music.

by glitterglamsparkles September 21, 2016

cotton mouth coffee beans

When you smoke with a chocolate flavored blunt wrap and have nothing to drink.

Stoner 1 and Stoner 2 toke a fat chocolate flavored blunt...
Stoner 1: Dude, it feels like theres coffee beans in the back of my throat!
Stoner 2: You must have a case of cotton mouth coffee beans.

by blaze1234567890987654321 October 11, 2008

Cars and Coffee

An Specific event where Car Guys and Tuners will meet up in their own spot early morning (2 - 7am) and after all people meet up in their own spot, they will go to the Car Meet they are attending that will start later on in the day.

No It's NOT Cars and Coffee if you think of it as a car meet that is near a starbucks or dunkin donuts.

Car Guy: I heard of that new SEMA event that's closest from here, but it'll take a while. Wanna plan a Cars and Coffee?
Tuner: Hell yea!

by DeadassDefs May 14, 2018

Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge

Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge Is A Place In Pee Pee Island Only Black People Are Allowed. And White People Pay For A Membership We Know it's not Ideal. Gaming For Free And Tons of cheap tasting coffee

Brayden: Im Bored Should We Go To Niggas Gaming And Coffee Lounge
Carson: Hell Yeah

by SadMachin3 July 7, 2019

Coffee

A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.

Guy 1: Dude, that girl is really hot!

Guy 2: Man I'd love to have coffee with her.

by coffee-grinder October 9, 2010

coffee packet

a coffee packet is another saying for tea bag. our teacher, mrs. v, wouldnt let us say tea bag, prolly because she knew what it meant. i didnt think teachers knew about tea bags

the other week i dropped a coffee packet on that bitches face

by stu f. May 3, 2004