Block Button

A button that's been around since the invention of the internet. Makes it very easy to ignore all your problems. If you don't like someone, just block them and they'll never bug you ever again! Don't worry about people calling you an asshole for blocking everyone you don't like; because you can just block them too and they won't exist anymore!

luvstuff: h3y babiigurl how r u?
babiigurl: im good how r u?
luvstuff: jus wanted 2 say my bf iz s3xxxier than ur bf!!1
babiigurl: BITCH *Blocks*
Successfully used the Block Button

by Ericzander February 23, 2011

Benjamin Button's Shit

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

The "Fuck You" Button

The circle button used in God of War to grab enemies, usually resulting in death for the defense, as defined by Yahtzee of Zero Punctuation.

I used the "fuck you" button and ripped that harpy's wings right off.

by BestJaxx April 30, 2008

cum button

When you jerk off on your stomach, and some of your spooge gets in your belly button. It hardens into an edible button. Kind of like those candy buttons.

After your Mom blew me, I satiated her hunger with a freshly pressed cum button.

by Sweatyygrundle December 9, 2008

button eye

a wry, witty explanation for that sexy... come-hither stare no one can resist.

"He was givin me the button eye so I went over and gave him my number"

by Shmooner September 12, 2005

tummy button

the umbilicus; also known as a belly button. located just above the waist line.

I have a tummy button.

by ReimondX March 25, 2008

Japanese button

Used by the English speaking player base in Square-Enix's MMO: FFXI, as an excuse for the superiority of Japanese players in every aspect of the game.

<JohnSmith>:"OMG why does this frickin jp always claim my VE????"
<SusieQ>:"Its the Japanese button"

by k3nt2 March 29, 2008