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clum bum

An abbreviated set of words to describe a clumsy bum.
Guy 1: Tiffany always stubs her toe on things when she walks around the house.
Guy 2: I know right, she's such a clum bum.
by redrobinyum562 August 13, 2017
mugGet the clum bummug.

bum hymen

membrane covering a bum virgins orifice
Gee man, I didn't know she hadn't had it up the ass before till I felt her bum hymen
by Dizzy4 January 11, 2009
mugGet the bum hymenmug.

Bum wank

kristen didn't want full anal so offered a bum wank instead
by watermelonclitlicker May 31, 2010
mugGet the Bum wankmug.

Bum Wickeys

Coarse Bum Hair - very pricky and sticky
1. "Man, trim those Bum Wickeys, they're out of control!"

2. My Bum Wickeys bring all the boys to the yard,
Damn right, more pricky than yours,
Damn right, more sticky than yours,
i could teach you,
HOW TO GROW THESE BUM WICKEYS!
by Autumn Heartache November 1, 2010
mugGet the Bum Wickeysmug.

Bum Fuck

The middle of nowhere, the sticks, the boondocks, Loosersville U.S.A., the state of West Virginia. A place where the number one song on the local radio is Dueling Banjos and you hope you don't run out of gas before being able to return to mainstream society.
My GPS went haywire and now I'm somewhere in the middle of bum fuck.

My boss sent me on a road trip to bum fuck; I'm lucky I made it back!
by bgm71 June 18, 2013
mugGet the Bum Fuckmug.

bum ticker

by hambargarz September 5, 2006
mugGet the bum tickermug.

Home Bum

A "Home Bum" is a common term for a homeless person who, instead of travelling or working towards improving his situation (as a Hobo would), typically sits in the same places every day and has a predictable routine. Another common term to define "Home Bum" is also "Homeguard", which is used to describe someone who bogarts the resources provided by a city for it's homeless population.
That Home Bum is always at the soup kitchen on Sundays.

That's Old John the Home Bum's trashcan, I wouldn't take the pop bottle out of it if I were you.
by Switch Bitch August 12, 2006
mugGet the Home Bummug.

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