bummer hunger

The desire to eat greasy and/or unhealthy food after a disappointment. Can also include staying in bed for long periods while eating in healthy food.

Frank didnt get that promotion he wanted and has had bummer hunger for two weeks. Every day he eats a pint of ice cream!

by Chaddiecheese October 4, 2025

bummer

A wedgie but you hit the person 30 times in the kidneys with a wooden paddle and pull on their balls with the backside of a hammer. While you are performing the bummer, your friends must light the person's pants on fire.

"It was a bummer" - Jon Hamm after his 1990 fraternity hazing incident

by GLCH May 15, 2025

Bummer

When a penis thrusts into the asshole instead of the vagina accidentally during sexual intercourse

My boyfriend and I were having sex last night and his penis went in the wrong hole! When I yelled out, "Wrong hole!", he said, "That's a bummer."

by anonymous June 10, 2025

Slam-bammed

To be completely and utterly intoxicated; usually from consuming alcohol.

I was so slam-bammed last night I forgot my name.

by Dolph L. February 8, 2007

Endless Bummer

When sufers experience a prolonged period of little to no
waves in a certain locale. Pun on the famous surfing video
Endless Summer.

Brad: Where the fuck are the waves dude?
Joe: I know dude, Endless Bummer!

by TheBlackList January 26, 2010

hairy bummer

Something that turns out to be even worse than expected (the expected bad thing just being a "bummer").

I thought my dole money had just been delayed, but it turns out it's been cut off altogether - what a hairy bummer!

by prairiefire June 12, 2010

Birthday Bummer

Someone who ruined another's birthday

Shelby the birthday bummer

by Turd 12380 February 23, 2013