Buffet Shark

When at a buffet, using the tongs in your hand to steal food either a)already on someone else's plate, or b)out of another person's tongs.

I had this nice piece of sweet and sour chicken snatched up, and right as I went to put it on my plate, this bitch buffet sharked me.

by Feuerbach July 30, 2007

buffer bitch

the person you bother when somthing is taking to long to load on your computer.

stacy was downloading some RPG and made me her buffer bitch. took over an hour.

by fool's folly February 23, 2011

Vagina Buffet

1. A time at which one eats as much vagina as humanly possible and finishes it off with a big, hearty mug of 'gina juice.

Travis: "Where do you wanna eat?"
Brian: "I dunno."
Travis: "Where do you wanna eat?"
Brian: "I wanna go to the Vagina Buffet. It's all-you-can-eat! And it's open 24 hours."

by Koski October 16, 2005

Stinky Buffet

This is the act of a man receiving fellatio from a female while "taking a dump," and eating a turkey sandwich. Also known as receiving a blumpkin while eating a sandwich.

Remus was hungry while receiving a blumpkin so he began to eat a turkey sandwich. He later bragged to his friends that he had taken part in a STINKY BUFFET.

by J-min Shaznaby December 29, 2007

Buffer Shitting

When the buffering process of a video takes way too much time and is really really frustrating

I was going to watch Dick in a Box but the video was buffer shitting

by Gmagnum GJA March 18, 2009

Boffen

The dutch word for being lucky you don't have to baf someone.

Echt boffen dat ik niet hoef te baffen!
- I'm really lucky that don't have to baf!

by Elydion November 14, 2010

buffer mortis

The hideous state one reaches while watching an inprogress DVR recording which catches up to real time viewing, thereby having to suffer through commercials.

"Oh man, we've reached buffer mortis. Let's go make a snack."

by LPathe November 30, 2010