bone it

When in the air, esp on a skateboard or snowboard, a feat in which the legs are jutted forward and the board which is being ridden is held onto by the back arm and hand.

I boned that 360.
I am going to bone it as i reach the peak of my ascent.

by Tiari October 8, 2006

bone hawker

Woman who prowls around looking at mens' crotches for sexual stimulation or to find an appropriate mate.

Next time I am going to see Melanie or Nicole I am wearing a cup. Those chicks are such bone hawkers.

by K spesh July 20, 2008

bone fucker

Used by Undertale fans, means that they would ship themselves with one or two of the game's main characters (Sans or Papyrus).

Fan 1: "Hey, have you seen Sans? He's too cute!!! xoxo <3"
Fan 2: "Ew! Get away from me bone fucker."

by Zangeiti May 15, 2016

horizontal bone dance

Cute, descriptive name for engaging in sexual intercourse.

I picked up this chick at a bar, and we went back to my place and did the horizontal bone dance.

by Stan B. August 31, 2003

R-Boned

1. Getting pulled into a useless conversation with a self-proclaimed expert on the subject matter
2. Having a certain self-proclaimed expert involved on a cost and time sensitive project and totally failing
3. In general, getting screwed by an incompetent hipster

Where's Jon? We're going to be late for lunch.

We better just leave him be, he's getting R-Boned so I doubt we'll be seeing him anytime soon.

by Paul Bunyan 2nd June 26, 2013

Napoleon Boneapart

When you bone a girl/guy so hard anally, the anal cavity is streched so far they have anal leakage. Their hole is so wide they can't control farts or shits.

Ryan: Did you hit that last night?
Kendal: I Napoleon Boneaparted dem cheeks!

by The Ripper 69 June 10, 2016

big boned

An excuse used by fat people when they don't want to admit that they are fat.

Honest Person: You are fat!
Fat Person: No I am just big boned!

by Jake Landen January 3, 2006