Broner

When a straight dude gets an erection around other straight dudes.

Dude#1: Dude, I got a total broner at last night ball game.

Dude#2: Fag!

by ADD'EM June 4, 2017

Broner

When a man lusts over another man's possessions.

Some guy had a broner when he was at the car show

by Bronerlover October 15, 2017

Brocaryote

An atheist who has not read the swoley bible and is therefore not even worthy the name primortial ooze. Typical physical attributes are small biceps and a membership at a local gay club.

"Have you seen CW? - Yeah he's not a member of the church of iron, he is such a brocaryote..."

" I read the swoley bible everyday.

- You mean the holy bible right?
- OMG Brian what are you? A brocaryote or what?....

by Rotsen25 January 28, 2018

Brocaryote

An agnostic person who has not read the swoley bible and can therefore not be defined according to the evolution of lifting. Bryocaryotes are usually not members of the church of iron and are very likely to enjoy activities like crossfit or oral sex with the male sex organ.

"Have you seen that guy doing tricep kickbacks on the bench?
- Yeah he is such a brocaryote...

by Rotsen25 January 29, 2018

Broner

When you're hanging out with your friends, and one of them causes you to pop a boner unexpectedly.

"Yeah I was hanging out with mark and he gave me a broner. But we're all friends so its not gay"

by Acidpepper February 10, 2018

bonar appetit

Women that is Hungry, and longs to graze on a extended flag pole, with a Sexual appetite

Oh lord here she goes again, she must have developed a bonar appetit.

by Bugs Life April 18, 2018

Broner

When Bros get boners talking about particularly broey things like autocross, craft beer, golf, football or the good ol' days of high school.

Anytime a dude gets excited while starting a sentence with "in high school" or talks about his football team - his broner is present.

by Number One Dick Sucker September 14, 2018