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Baby's Brains

A man's scrotum.

The balls, particularly when it's chilly and they're tucked up tight against the body. The foldy skin looks like the brains of a tiny baby.
"Ugh, I just caught a glimpse of your baby's brains...put those things away!"
by siikworm January 22, 2008
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Cum Brains

Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.
Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.
by Mark H August 21, 2005
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BRAINS

Organization: The Brotherhood for the Revelation and Awareness of Infectious Necrobiotic Situations. A group dedicated to raising public awareness and preparedness in the face of inevitable undead-related catastrophe (AKA zombpocalypse). Advocates strong public health and science protocols, ecologically-sound living, survivalist practices and responsible weapons ownership.
(In the midst of chaotic, nightmarish societal breakdown)

Zombie bait 1: OMG, we're trapped on this roof!
Zombie bait 2: And we're out of ammunition!
Survivor (driving by in armored vehicle): Man, those two are screwed. I sure am glad I joined BRAINS - without their tips, I never would have bought this zombie stomper!
by Cicero's Assassin January 2, 2008
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Brains

Getting a blowjob. Refers to going so deep yu get the 'brains' of the girl.
Rudeboi: im gettin Brains tonight!
Rudegal: Hell ye yu r!
by tkwo July 4, 2010
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Hot Brains

When a guy cums in a girl's ear.
When Ella and Joe and I had a three some, Joe cumed in Ella and I's ear at the same time, and gave us hot brains!!
by AMBSZ July 31, 2006
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Dyke Braid

A braid that stems from a ponytail that makes you look like a lacrosse-playing dyke.
I can't wear a dyke braid while I play for two reasons. One, it hits my in the temple when I turn my head really fast. And two, I look like a dyke.
by laxbrahchillax October 30, 2009
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