by Whiteyzx September 30, 2011
Get the Bottle of scratchmug. A legend around the west side of Los Angeles. Mr. Bottles is said to be of Guatemalan descent but stands near 6 feet all, a freak of his species. Mr. Bottles is said to roam the streets of West LA collecting bottles from trash bins and using force to steal them from other Mexican bottle collectors. He also, as legend says, is known to be a Chuck Mangione fan. This is stated because neighbors have said to have heard "Feels so Good" being played from his home in the early morning hours. Also, his hired hands (Mr. Bottles has been known to use a Buntry on occasion) have said to have been beaten and embarrassed by Mr. Bottles for either being stoned on the job or just making stupid decisions. Legend has it, if you listen on a clear, full moon night you can hear Mr. Bottles collecting valuable recyclables while swerving to the tunes of Chuck Mangione.
"Yo man, straighten up!!! Mr. Bottles catch you slippin, he gonna bust a cap in both our asses!!! Now stop smoking that sherm!!!"
"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
"I was trying to sleep in this morning after working all night at the saw mill, but fucking Mr. Bottles decided to start organizing his bottle collection - CLANG!! CLANG!! CLANG!!"
by Fremont40SW April 23, 2009
Get the Mr. Bottlesmug. Someone who is whipped by their partner, specifically girlfriend and they are trapped in that relationship
by Shake that booty July 12, 2016
Get the pussy in a bottlemug. (preferably a Sprite 500ml bottle)
Smoking Implement
Step-by-Step User Guide
1. Burn two holes in the bottle, one shottie and one to hold the Jon Digger.
2. Secure the Jon Digger with Tac Du-Un bleu (Blu-Tac)
3. Blaze that bad boy.
Smoking Implement
Step-by-Step User Guide
1. Burn two holes in the bottle, one shottie and one to hold the Jon Digger.
2. Secure the Jon Digger with Tac Du-Un bleu (Blu-Tac)
3. Blaze that bad boy.
by Flynn December 11, 2003
Get the Tha Bottlemug. After having sex with your girl, you wake up in the middle of the night grab a water bottle and twist the bottle so the pressure can build up, aim it toward the vagina and unscrew the cap quicky.
Mike: So how was last night?
John: Ha it was great i fucked the bitch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her TWICE!!!!!
John: Ha it was great i fucked the bitch waited her to sleep peacefully then bottle jammed her TWICE!!!!!
by Dike Mink March 25, 2008
Get the Bottle Jammug. by WickedPraisE January 28, 2009
Get the Sex In A Bottlemug. by Zoe April 23, 2005
Get the bottle boymug.