Boner Baron

A title of honour and nobility bestowed upon those who have mastered the art of taming unruly boners.
The Boner Baron has a three-step process for taming unruly boners: (1) raise it up; (2) nurture it; (3) beat it down.
by HappyGoJacky December 08, 2013
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hate boner

a feeling that is to hatred what a boner is to sexual desire; a compelling hatred; a hatred that results in a desire to act or speak out against the object
I have a total hate boner for Bill O'Reilly
by Shannon Murphy November 21, 2007
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Heart Boner

The cardiac equivalent of a penile erection. This is often caused by an overabundance of love felt which resulted from an emotional stimuli, rather than a physical stimuli which is often the case with a penile erection.

In other words, your girl (or boy) does something so cute/thoughtful that you feel a surge of swoonfulness, often causing a rush of blood to your chest and an overall feeling of being wooed.



My girlfriend gave me a hockey t-shirt today which gave me such a heart boner.
by LawSchoolNerd October 09, 2008
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boner nazi

The person you think of to get rid of a boner.
"Who's your boner nazi"
"Your mom!"
by sexy LLamacorn May 26, 2015
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Poop Boner

When a male has to shit so bad he gains an erection. This happens when one holds their pooh too long, all the pooh pushes up against the prostate; which leads to an erection.
Dude, i got a massive poop boner right now.

This poop boner is wicked!
by Synthroid December 10, 2010
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Boner of the Month

A way of expressing that a woman is exceptionally attractive. Boner of the month is a deceiving name because more than one woman can receive the distingushed honor in any given month. Also, the honor is not limited by the number of months in a planet's year.
Did you see Elaine? Boner of the Month!
by Jay Knockers April 06, 2008
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Fear Boner

When you are so intensely afraid of another individual that you reach a point of sexual arousal. The fear boner is a sign of submission to a more powerful individual.
I hope Professor Tony Yueng didn't see my fear boner in class today.
by Tod Jenkins September 15, 2010
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