Whilst in the cubicle when someone else walks into the bog you listen intently (turn on your bog sonar) to determine what they are up to, in order to plan the intensity of your next squeeze, volume of groan during the squeeze, ferocity of wipe and subsequent exit from the trap to avoid exposing yourself to the defecation interloper.
I was taking a massive shit in trap 2 when someone walked in the bog mid squeeze. I had to turn on my bog sonar to make sure he'd finished before I could carry on and finish. Couldn't let him know it was me groaning and letting out that stench I'd get grief all afternoon in the office.
by thedeeg February 23, 2012
"Did you get laid this weekend?"
"Yeah, but I couldn't find anyone on Tindr so I picked up a bog dolphin"
"Yeah, but I couldn't find anyone on Tindr so I picked up a bog dolphin"
by Fatfunnyman November 23, 2016
whilst in the act of anal sex, the person penetrating releases themselves into another's arsehole. Once the penetrator has completed his sexual conquest, the penetratie defecates, creating a sprog bog.
by honkyjoejoe May 29, 2015
Any person that sucks at card games. Typically appears during card games when a person can’t succeed.
by Hodtae January 16, 2022
When you started the night with "I’m only staying for one" and end up giving a rim job to a bartender for gin.
by Chodebar December 14, 2018
When you're playing 2 on 2 in Super Smash Brothers (The good one, Which is the original for N64) and your team loses. The person usually with less kills or if he/she stole one of your lives and couldn't make shit happen gives up the controller. If both losing teammates have the same amount of kills which is usually because they were "Man Kinged" (See definition) They must have a Bog Off. This is a one a one with the two losing teammates using the same characters they had when they lost playing with one life on the level dreamland. The one who loses gives up the controller.
Me and my friend lost on peaches castle, using kirby and ness, we had the same amount of kills! now we have to have a Bog Off at dreamland. I'm not giving up my controller!
by ShaneB October 31, 2010