In a moment in evolutionary history, Skeeter thought, "My sister done blumpkin me all the time. Maybe I can do that for her." And the first cuntry blumpkin was performed...with mixed results for Skeeter got many splinters on his chin from the outhouse's wood toilet.
by onendone January 07, 2011
A blumpkin received at a Dunkin' Doughnuts establishment. Only after buying an unfrosted doughnut and placing your penis through the doughnut hole may the blumpkin begin. The Dunkin' Blumpkin is only completed after you have frosted the doughnut yourself and it is finished by your partner.
by Na0227 October 04, 2014
Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.
by PV Kings June 01, 2012
"Our therapist suggested trying new things in the bedroom to spice up our marriage. Lenny wanted to try the chubby blumpkin. It was kinda gross...can I borrow your toothbrush?"
by taytay1420 March 03, 2016
A sex act in which you are taking a shit on the toilet and you are giving a blowjob to someone who is of direct relation, ie cousin.
by mommysmilk April 18, 2021
When you are giving a blow job to a trump look alike or trump himself, in a port-a-potty while he is taking a shit.
Dan: honey should I wear my trump get up tonight?
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
Susie: what for?
Dan: well since it's our anniversary I thought maybe you could finally give your dear husband a trumpkin blumpkin!
Susie: damnit Dan I told you I would blow you while dressed as trump, but I'm drawing the line at Port a potty and you taking a shit... You just ate a bean burrito for gods sake.
Dan: it's all I want for our anniversary though darling
Susie: and all I want is a new husband.
by RayRay H. September 22, 2021
Guy One: Dude guess what!?!
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*
Guy Two: What?
Guy One:My girl gave me a Green Blumpkin!
Guy Two: Mann thats sooo disgusting but soooo awesome *fist pump*
by Operation Asian Invasion July 11, 2010