Bumper Kit

a girl's ass

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

bumpers

voluptuous buns

Chris longed to touch her bumpers.

by swedeheart April 24, 2011

bumper-bully

One who drives closely on another's bumper to intimidate such that the closely followed/bumper-bullied will change lanes (from fast lane to slow) to enable the subsequent bumper-bullying of those in front of him/her who might be merely driving the speed limit.

Bob was enjoying his coffee on his commute to Denver from Fort Collins, and though he was driving the maximum speed limit his rear-view and side mirrors served him a constant reminder of a SUV bumper-bullying him to change lanes.

by leech-gatherer December 14, 2010

Blumber

Men who like too have sex with constipated people pushing the poo further up into them.

That guy over there, he's a blumber.

by Keekee'ta'sheekee May 10, 2018

rusty bumper

When you're having sex, you shit in your hand and smear it across the buttocks of your partner, and proceed to hump aggressively.

David pulled a fucking rusty bumper on Max, and he didn't even see it coming!

by club210 May 7, 2009

blumpest

the act of preforming blumpy on another individual.

she was an extreem blumpest, she preformed blumpy so well she gained the national blumpest title

by cabron May 13, 2005

bumpers

Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.

Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers

by Smellyjelly April 21, 2011