bleating

When the male recieving a blowjob is beaten senseless right before he's about to climax

After Joseph and Vivian met on craigslist, a few large men she had trained and hired popped out and beat Joseph senseless during the sensual oral pleasure that Vivian was providing for Joseph; they were bleating.

by Sillygurl123 November 19, 2017

snort-blat

when a person laughs
sucking in air loudly and goose-like, followed by a short chuckle

sometimes Tim's "snort-blat" gets kind of annoying,you know?

by John lenkewich May 15, 2007

På blått

Writing “på blått” means using the chat function on Snapchat. The name is Swedish and directly translates into “on blue”, because the chat icon is blue when a person has received a new snap. The use of the word started in Kungälv, Sweden, but was spread to the large city of Gothenburg by student Matilda Martinson.

“He wrote to me på blått”
”Wow, he must really like you”

by fluffiepie June 6, 2019

Blatting

Verb: To blat

Travelling in a reckless and eratic manner, often at excessive speeds with little care for your own health or safety, due to extreme levels of eccentricity and genius.

Either by car, bike or foot.

Person 1: "Roger is looking rather flustered"

Person 2: "He jolly well should, he's been blatting around all morning"

by dUMFounded January 12, 2011

bloated sausage

Synonym for a penis that is in between the phase"erect" and "hanging". It is hard but does not stand up.

"Dude stop flopping your bloated sausage everywhere!"

"Fuck you, why don't you come suck on it!!!"

by ModernWumbologist May 20, 2014

bloats Mcgoats

like totes mcgoats but when you've eaten too much and can't even move

'I can't be bothered mate, i'm bloats mcgoats'

by tokyo tan May 6, 2010

Bloatastic

To get really stuffed and on good Mexican food to the point where you are not just bloated, but fantastically bloated.

Guys this Mexican food is bloatastic.
Let's all head down to Trudy's Mexican Star tonight and get bloatastic.
Those beans are looking real bloatastic.

by SimonPieman December 14, 2014