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Blenching

The act of mixing semen and urine into a cup and chugging it in a quick fashion.
Person 1: "Yo, you wanna try Blenching tonight?"

Person 2: "Oh for sure, sounds delicious!"
by BlenchLord May 6, 2024
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Bloading

Putting a stopper of some kind into the urethra to maximize edging capabilities; ideal edging method for novice gooners
“Dude, how do you edge for so long? I can only last twenty minutes.”

“Have you tried bloading? I put a little cork into my tip and it stops anything from coming out. I can last a whole day this way!”
by Mog Queen May 31, 2024
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Blocking

By far the easiest way to win in an argument, let alone against an insult
I'm blocking you.
by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn September 13, 2024
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Blachinky

Slur used for individuals of African American and Asian descent, often believed to have been derived by the combination of the words Black and “chink” though the true origin is unknown. (Historically used by cops)
You know who my favorite blachinky is? Hines Ward.
by Queefybeefybeefcurtains69 February 1, 2026
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bloaping

When someone is getting rapidly fatter.
Tom: James you really are bloaping
James: Its only 600 pounds its nothing
by Blue1111 February 18, 2025
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Blacking Off

Blacking Off is a form of autoeroticism in which a black person sexually stimulates their own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm. Stimulation may involve the use of hands, everyday objects, sex toys, or more rarely, the mouth (autofellatio and autocunnilingus). Blacking Off may also be performed with another black sex partner, either blacking off together or watching the other black partner Black Off, known as "Mutual Blacksturbation".
A job? Nah fam, I bet that Nigga be Blacking Off.
by Bobblesworth Von Spankleton November 12, 2025
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bloachify

The above condition is being bloachified, bloachification. Arms atrophy, rib cage and hips widen, penguin gait, gyno, chest mass collapses, hair falls out, shoulder mobility departs.

The results of becoming a training client of Jason Blaha.
Hes on Jason Blahas special stack that fries his androgen receptors and will bloachify him permanently.
by The Gunting Goat December 3, 2025
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