by FullDip October 10, 2023
Get the Melt into the bleeding time mug.The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.
May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.
Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.
May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.
Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
by a lack of validation November 8, 2020
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To have anal sex and tear through a matted patch of anal hair, then plowing said ass until bleeding occurs.
by Emerica ann August 25, 2014
Get the bleeding the weasel mug.A steady stream of blood that pools in your anus until it eventually gets too large for your anal cavity to hold and it explodes causing the blood that was in your anus to go all over the place.
by TEES DADDY! January 5, 2018
Get the AnUs BlEeD mug.Origin: First officially documented in the year of our Lord 2024 by Mike K. of Redondo Beach — a man whose voice was smooth as silk and whose spiritual awakening is constantly being tested by schmo's playing with their phones in meetings, and weak coffee. Blessings be unto him.
An evolved species of AA old-timer who walks the fine line between enlightenment and homicide. The Bleeding Statesman is a spiritual hybrid — part Elder Statesman, part Bleeding Deacon — combining hard-won wisdom with low-key exasperation and an intolerance for bullshit.
With decades of sobriety under their belt, they’ve seen it all — the steps, the slogans, the cycles — and still manage to show up (mostly on time). They carry a sharp spiritual toolkit and just enough restraint to stay out of jail. Think Zen master, but with mild caffeine withdrawal and unresolved group conscience trauma.
They don’t judge — they perform character assessments.
They meditate — on que with "I cant believe this b*tch is sharing this again"
They’re spiritually grounded — but always five seconds away from leaving.
An evolved species of AA old-timer who walks the fine line between enlightenment and homicide. The Bleeding Statesman is a spiritual hybrid — part Elder Statesman, part Bleeding Deacon — combining hard-won wisdom with low-key exasperation and an intolerance for bullshit.
With decades of sobriety under their belt, they’ve seen it all — the steps, the slogans, the cycles — and still manage to show up (mostly on time). They carry a sharp spiritual toolkit and just enough restraint to stay out of jail. Think Zen master, but with mild caffeine withdrawal and unresolved group conscience trauma.
They don’t judge — they perform character assessments.
They meditate — on que with "I cant believe this b*tch is sharing this again"
They’re spiritually grounded — but always five seconds away from leaving.
“I watched Mike meditate for like 40 minutes before the meeting… but then he snapped and told the newcomer to stop reading the promises like it was a TED Talk. That man’s a textbook Bleeding Statesman.”
“The dude’s got 30 years, quotes the Big Book and Marcus Aurelius, and still glares when someone’s late. Total Bleeding Statesman.”
“He sat through 10 minutes of announcements grumbling… then muttered, ‘This isn’t a PTA meeting,’ and walked out. Bleeding Statesman energy all day.”
“She shared for 25 minutes about her cat, and he just sat there blinking. Then he whispered, ‘Tradition Five, not storytime,’ and stared into the void. Certified Bleeding Statesman.”
“The dude’s got 30 years, quotes the Big Book and Marcus Aurelius, and still glares when someone’s late. Total Bleeding Statesman.”
“He sat through 10 minutes of announcements grumbling… then muttered, ‘This isn’t a PTA meeting,’ and walked out. Bleeding Statesman energy all day.”
“She shared for 25 minutes about her cat, and he just sat there blinking. Then he whispered, ‘Tradition Five, not storytime,’ and stared into the void. Certified Bleeding Statesman.”
by Sponsorus Maximus April 6, 2025
Get the Bleeding Statesman mug.1. The week in which bleeding interrupts your sexual activities. Or so you're pretending, anyways.
2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving
3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
2. The week in which women can pull their own special racial card for everything, including bitching, moaning, and bad driving
3. The week in which you don't need to give a fuck about any female as you will not gain anything from it.
1: "so i was gonna fuck ma bitch last night, but bleed week just started, so we had to try backdoor blizzard instead.
2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.
3. her:"hey honey, will you-"
you: "no."
2. e.g. 9/11? she was on her period. nuff said.
3. her:"hey honey, will you-"
you: "no."
by guttedcivillain June 16, 2010
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