by andy haddock January 21, 2008
Get the blonge mug.A giant ass dick. A dick so god-damn long that when you pull down your pants, the girl (or guy I don't judge) gets knocked out by the sheer mass. When someone has a Bongaloid, they deserve the upmost respect and are most of the time kool doods.
Jason: Hey girl check out my Bongaloid
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
Girl: OH MY GOD IT SO BIGGGGGGGGG
Jason: BOOM BAM !HERE COMES THE SLAM! (only with consent tho)
*Proceeds to Dick slap the girl into the next dimension*
*Girl is knocked out*
by Bengalicious69 December 4, 2017
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A bong made from 6 coca cola cans stuck together with a hole each end. Measures 3 1/2 foot long. Gets you stonnnnnnned on one toke!
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Get the bjung mug.Someone who smokes pot every second they have free and thinks they are part of a beer-athon. That is a Bong Tokin Alcoholic.
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Son, "It's my bong, it really pipes up this drab place"
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