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BJ

by Bj69ninesker June 27, 2018
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BJ

"Man, I done did a bj today, I was 'posed to polish off that table with the 100 grit sandpaper, right, and I went with the 69 instead, my boss won't like that shit one bit, cuh, I'm finished."
by AmXtra June 23, 2024
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bj hayley

Guy 1: Dude where'd your peen go?
Guy 2: BJ Hayley drank the whole thing last night!
Guy 3: Why are you guys looking at each other's dongs?
by Jordangit September 5, 2015
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skinner bj

A blowjob in which you use way too much teeth
Dude, that girl gave me a skinner bj, it wasn't even good anymore
by Hermione444 February 3, 2020
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columbian bj

When a male wets his dick, rubs nose candy all over it and the female begins giving him a blowjob.
Laura gave me a columbian BJ after we were both nearly passed out drunk.
by fuckingendme September 13, 2016
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BJ

A bald man who is named Joe. He also happens to be bald.
That's a wet BJ right there.
by Darkhunter July 13, 2019
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BJ and BS

Brake Job and Boob Squeeze.
When you are someone's car person and help them with all their basic vehicle maintenance, nothing is ever for free.
Person: Oh man, I failed safety inspection this year because they said my breaks are worn out. I need help.

Their car person: Don't worry, I'll swing by later for BJ and BS. I'll be done before your husband gets home this time.

Person: That would be great! I wish my husband knew his way around a garage.
by Phil Ashios May 23, 2024
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