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Kelvin Benjamin

a very competitive sexy beast known for their athleticism

a wide receiver on the carolina panthers (#13)
That player is a good example of kelvin benjamin

a very agile player
by DabislifeC1N October 17, 2016
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Ephrem Benjamin

Ephrem Benjamin is the coolest kid on the block. Women who see this cute baby get instantly fertile and start lactating and other babies want to be his friend at first sight.

Due to the fact that this kid is going to be trained in the art of the Dibbs by the master of Dibbs, he himself will become the ultimate master of Dibbs, Dibbs!
The joy this kid is going to bring his parents is beyond measure.
Kid: "Look at this baby, he is soo cool, must be an Ephrem Benjamin"

Random Woman: "Oh look at this cute....Damn..now I need to change my shirt."

Glenn:" Great, still no baby born that has a smaller penis then me!"
by Glenns Noman December 7, 2017
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British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you
by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020
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fresh benjamin

by the 69 kid January 12, 2022
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Emil Benjaminsen

Is a term used in Norway and it basically means that you are on another level of attractiveness and you will most likely enda up with 7 or more new girls every time you go out for a night.

If your name is Emil you have a penis of 12-17 inches.
If you know a Emil, do your best to keep hold of him, because he is one of a small species originating from Harstad, Norway.

Every girl within 7km of Emils current position is super wet.
Girl 1: Look at that beast of a human being.
Girl 2: YEAH he is so fucking hit and adorable at the same time its so crazy attractive.
Girl 1: Yes, he is for sure an "Emil Benjaminsen"
by Emildo07 March 6, 2022
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pulling a Benjamin

It's when you go in someone's place and take a shit and just after the smell clears you do it again
That guy went into that bathroom and is pulling a Benjamin
by Mr. D Nuts June 2, 2018
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if boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank

A ridiculous way of saying your nose is stopped up.
Larry: "Kenny, gimme that bandana!"
Kenny: "That's my favorite! No way!"
Larry: "Man, I really need it. I'm so stopped up that If boogers were Benjamins, my nose would be a bank!"
Kenny: " I prefer Credit Unions..."
by von groovy January 18, 2019
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