Serdar Berdimuhamedow

The heir apparet of President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow of Turkmenistan and head of Turkmenistan's Akhal-Teke Horse Association, rumour has it that he's afraid of horses

Serdar Berdimuhamedow will become president of Turkmenistan after his father Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow retires

by enkaybabu April 28, 2021

Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

by Scary Cary February 5, 2009

on the bird

Programing on satellite TV.

Yo I just cause an awesome late night ballgame up on the bird.

by ekt8750 April 9, 2010

jaying the bird

1. Being active in Rob Henrys AP Lang class.

2. Doing Rob Henry's Busy Work

Zac asked what the agenda was in Henrys class today, and Conor and Dave's response was always "jaying the bird"

The only thing we ever do in Henrys class is jay the bird

by Vince Macintosh May 4, 2011

Chick-Fil-A Bird

A type of bird recognized by the fact that it is known for frequenting fast food establishments, particularly Chick-Fil-A. Usually born in a fryer or similar type of device, and is frequently raised in a parking lot. Lives off of a diet that mainly consists of french fry crumbs and other crumbs and gristle slathered in grease. Typically has a small stature and is known for traveling in packs with other CFA birds.

Tom - "Hey Kevin, is that a Chick-Fil-A bird over there trying to choke down a McNugget?"

Kevin - "No, Tom, you imbecile, it clearly is not. However, it is most definitely part of the larger Fast Food classification of birds. You can tell because of it's dangerously high cholesterol levels."

by yobudwassup April 7, 2014

did his bird

Cockney slang for an individual who served a substantial time in prison without grassing or squealing and kept his head down. Often said in a tone of respect

They threw the book at Johnny, he got 10 years, kept his mouth shut- did his bird

by RandallStephens January 16, 2017

Humping the Bird

“Humping the Bird” is the act of sending out impulsive vanity tweets over Twitter for purposes of drawing attention to one’s self. Classic humps will typically feature unhinged, divisive, false, offensive or provocative language and will drive outrage among detractors and rally support among fans. Hall of Fame humpers will strive to include all the above in hopes of receiving oodles of free press coverage, most often to compensate for personal anatomical deficiencies, emotional/intellectual defects, sooth bruised egos stemming from failed reality show or sitcom reboots and/or to simply quench sadistic urges.

EXAMPLES: “Golly! The U.S. President really took to humping the bird today, eh Prime Minister?”; “We do not align with the bird humping antics of bigoted, crass, spoiled, needy comedians who are off their meds and whose star has faded to the point of craving attention by any means!”; “There you go again! Humping the Bird with your racist rants against Honduran refugees! SIT DOWN! Put away that damn phone! This Spam loaf casserole isn’y gonna eat itself!”

by Ms. Mode July 6, 2018