Having pity sex with a girl who is over 5’ tall but under 5’6” while her boyfriend is out of town after she told you a long story about how he beats her. Usually performed with waaaayyy too much lube and no where near enough effort from either side. These are typically followed by finding out that she is full of shit and that her boyfriend is actually the nicest guy in the world, volunteers at three different organizations, and works overtime to pay all the bills while his useless bitch stays home and gives him a Gawk Gawk 5000 once every 4 weeks.
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 December 19, 2021
a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
it's the way to respond excusing absolutely everything you do, also known in spanish as "Por atras pica el indio wacho".
by morenoperkin July 23, 2022
by Viqtoria May 23, 2020
Joey: What did I miss when I was gone?
Teacher: Bill Cosby was our guest speaker and the gay couple started fucking in class
Joey: did someone at least record them having intercourse?
Teacher: oh yeah and also your 16 parallel universes behind
Joey: can I get at least a link to the pornhub vid
Teacher: Bill Cosby was our guest speaker and the gay couple started fucking in class
Joey: did someone at least record them having intercourse?
Teacher: oh yeah and also your 16 parallel universes behind
Joey: can I get at least a link to the pornhub vid
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
by ysrdi April 21, 2022
When a bunch of cracka mates jerk off in one room behind different furniture so its less homosexual they both come watching the same porn and the fat cunt normally comes first
by Aidsandcancer August 15, 2018