Bedi

A fat person who sucks at everything they do

"Oh look, it’s Heavy Bedi — breaking records in gravity and mediocrity."

by ScoobyTheInvincible July 15, 2025

bedizened

adj. Dressed or adorned in a sparkly fashion.

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Yo, Sarah! Liv doesn’t need to be bedizened ;: she is already a sparkly little girl.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2025

Wenny Badinski Kazinski

A person that spends their days stealing jokes and ignoring you.

Tommy: "Wenny Badinski Kazinski"
Kenny: "NOT FUNNY"

by Ericogrande March 2, 2009

Dorm Bedding

The crazy dorm bed size that is impossible to find anywhere!

Ted: "I can find dorm bedding that fits my bed!"
Jill: "Because its only available online from bedding stores like TwinXL.com!'

by TheChoosenOne13 May 14, 2014

Water Bedding

An extremely large bellied woman is laying spread eagle on your bed and while you are eating her out she lifts her belly up and drops it on your head. Effectively recreating the ripple of a water bed in her belly fat.

Beatrice water bedded me while I was performing fellatio on her vaginal region. She was water bedding me because I am a naughty boy.

by Bbbrizzle November 6, 2017

Moon Beading

The act of buying Moon Rock weed from a greasy beaner in his twenties and the proceeding to string the moon rocks out on a piece of fishing wire, resembling anal beads. Your homies then dip the moon rocks into your ass slowly. No homo tho

Mom: What the fuck are you kids doing to Dan?????
Me and the Boys: Chill mom we just moon beading
Mom: oh ok
Me and the Boys: yah
Mom: ... Can I join?

by Big Joj Boy June 4, 2019

Bungee Beading

Bungee jumping, but instead of a bungee cord, there's a couple hundred feet of anal bead up your butt and you have to clench to stop.

Person 1: "Did you hear Derek went Bungee Beading last weekend?"
Person 2: "Yeah! Everyone always said he was a tight ass."

by your. real. name. August 9, 2019