Lance whose last name begins with L

Big homo, the lover of big cocks, the commander of multiple ballsack regiments, any Lance whose last name begins with an L has had many homosexual experiences involving himself and well endowed barnyard animals

"Hey is that Lance whose last name begins with L???"
"Yeah, you don't wanna talk to him. He's kinda gay"

by boobietoucher2000 March 8, 2010

No Fag Left Behind Law

Society is not happy with kids growing up straight anymore, so they must put them through numerous bullshit encounters with fake-happy cocksuckers. If a child chooses to be straight, which is normal and humane, he or she is forced, by the media, to endure the belly-aches that come from watching and reading about fags and how it is OK to suck cock, even if you have a mustache.

You only think you like girls, Johnny. According to the new NFLB Law, you must watch MTV and other fag channels before you can be a real boy and play Baseball or Football.

by w.yokum March 14, 2005

The benign beginner

A beginner that does not advance in an agressive, unlimited manner

The benign beginner made surprising advances against all odds.

by Hercolena Oliver April 18, 2010

No weed left behind!!

You know no child left behind yea fuck that all bud will be smoked tf u doing leaving weed behind dumbass smh- E.L

Pothead1: You ready too go.
Pothead2: Bro u gonna just leave the weed u dropped rolling?
Pothead1: nah imma dust it off.
Pothead2: you ungrateful bitch! NO WEED LEFT BEHIND!!

by Kidd louie August 9, 2017

doing a bedingfield

where a white woman enjoying the company and talent of talented black male singers / artists indulges heavily in extracting the spirit and soul into her self - imbuing herself with their talent in every way that she can to extract every ounce in the most manipulative way - whilst these guys lay back take a big sigh of satisfaction and use her in the ways that come readily to their minds.

"whats that chick after - shes so forward, so damn wanton"
"yeah its a little shameful, but what the hell"
"yeah she knows she's goin to take all the big black talent she can take and more"
"yeah she's really doing a bedingfield"

by mamboo October 3, 2007

Behind the mirror

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.

“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”

by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018

Begina

One of a kind like no other
Beautiful

Smart

Look over there Chad it’s begina being her beautiful self.

by Cooking cooling October 16, 2019