To be mauled, bit, licked, had your shoes stolen, rammed, jumped on, or had your car tires peed on by an extremely large chocolate lab.
He didn't have a chance, and soon as he entered the door, he was savagely Tucker Beared by his chocolate lab.
by Plaid-man November 17, 2009
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Tim: Joaquin looks so different without that gnarly beard. I barely recognized him at the bar last night.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
Sean: I know! But be careful mentioning that around him. Dude is having some serious bearder's remorse about it.
by sweetbeejesus June 16, 2012
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The act of getting extremely drunk, to the point of induced vomiting and blacked-outness, in front of a figure of extreme authority.
Wow, I got so fucking bedarded last night in front of my probation officer; I'm such a dumbass bedard.
What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.
What the fuck was I thinking getting bedarded right next to my parents. They probably think I'm such a stupid bedard.
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