swear bear

A phrase used to make a promise.
You can't lie on a swear bear

Jack: Dude, I just boned Megan Fox.
Austin: Really?!
Jack: Swear bear.
Austin: Holy Sht.

by GetWizzled January 8, 2012

bear report

n. Trucker-speak. A report of the location of state troopers (smokey bears, or just bears) patrolling the road ahead, usually obtained from vehicles moving in the opposite direction which have just come from the place for which you want a bear report.

Trucker1: Break 1-9, Eastbound.
Trucker2: 10-4, this is Eastbound.
T1: How about a bear report?
T2: You're looking good all the way to Guitar Town.
T1: 4-10, trucker friend.

by fizzle April 5, 2004

THE BEAR TRAP

its when you eat your girls pussy and she snaps her legs on your head cause its so good

my girl loved my oral last night but she gave me the bear trap

by adamo s May 26, 2010

bear cave

A place where hairy, heavy, gay, men gather.

I'm so horny, think I'll go hit the bear cave.

by manatee3 August 27, 2010

Bear Mikey

A Bear's body with Mikey's Face on it. This combination creates a more aggressive bear especially when food is invlolved. Known for nearly mauling to death hikers and campers that are in possession of twinkies.

Bear - Large Strong Animal with great sense of smell for food.

Mikey - Wants to eat and or roll over everything.

Bear + Mikey = BEAR-MIKEY

1: "Yesterday, in the newspaper i saw an article about a guy getting mauled by Bear Mikey."

2: "I feel bad for that guy, he must've had some twinkies on him if he got attacked by Bear Mikey

by The Jihad Squad March 9, 2010

Welfare Bear

Nickname for Grizzly dip in reference to it's low price usually under $2.00 a can.

Hey throw me a can of that welfare bear.

by big ol' jon January 17, 2008

Teddy bear

A well known prostitute in coffee county,GA she can be found near the "sand ridge" and she has been know to give "favors" for 5 dollars, crack, and KFC meals, she can be spotted by her mullet and lack of teeth

"hey, how was your doctor's visit"
"Not good, Teddy bear gave me the clap"

by magulon February 19, 2018