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Bear wings

Long and excessive back hair that cannot be reached so it could be shaved. At least by normal means. You could always mount a shaving unit to a post and act like a bear by "scratching" your back on it.
The man asked his coworker if he could help shave his bear wings.

He has such big bear wings he might be able to fly with them.

Don't pretend you don't know what bear wings are.
Bear wings by davidmai March 31, 2015
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Bear Holding a Shark 

The most deadliest land animal holding the most deadliest sea animal. If the bear cant reach you, it throws the shark at you. Either way, it will maul you.
The way to get kids of your lawn is to get a Bear Holding a Shark!
Bear Holding a Shark by Schooldick September 21, 2017
Noun: A Bear Puss is a giant bear sized vagina that hungers for those in the upper class of the male patriarchy. The bear puss does not desire sex, but only the utter destruction of all successful men who disfavor the opinion of a woman. To most it is a kind and benevolent creature that seeks only to love and share kindness.
Dude 1: Yo dawg! I came up to my lady the other day in the library and started hitting it from the back! She was totally into it! When I finished I nutted all over this child standing close by and then compassionately kissed her. I reminded her how important she was to me and the significance of our relationship! It was a magical moment.

Trump-esque dude: Bro dawg bro! Fuck all that loving bull shit! You should’ve just punched her in her vagina and sent her back into the kitchen where she belongs! Women don’t matter! GRAB HER BY DAT PUSSSSSAYYYYYY!

Dude 1: Woah dawg. Not cool.

Dude 2: Yeah man. Keep talking like that and you will have a Bear Puss come in here and slowly eat you alive! Nobody wants that mo-fo. RESPECT WOMEN YOU CUNT!
bear puss by Geltick January 21, 2018

bear face mask 

the worst item that the roblox catalog has ever seen. everybody that wears it deserves to get punished for it and they deserve no rights. they ruin their avatar with this disgusting mask and it should get permanently deleted and people that bought it should be paying a million robux because its just so ugly and they have sinned.
look how ugly that dude is! he wears a bear face mask!

Bear alpha roblox 

Yes bear alpha roblox is very good game beacuse there bear, sam that is fat for the leg, whitey that have hair cancer, and lagoon the rich kids
Example : Bear Alpha Roblox is good gam

Bear Hugger 

An obese Canadian person who loves bears and boxing.
"That guy is such a Bear Hugger! His relationship with that grizzly bear will never end!" "Yeah but his boxing career will."
Bear Hugger by MikeTysonsFrontTooth February 12, 2022