Campbell River

campbell river no longer the “salmon capital of the world” more like beauty capital of the world where the boys rip the bong, breeze, and pack fat lips. Not much to do here, but party, smoke weed, and bang pucksluts. Where the girls drink half a Palm Bay and are shit faced and just wanna fuck then use “i was drunk” as an excuse for not being called a slut.

Campbell River, home of storm

by Cr boys October 23, 2018

River Rouge

a small city with a few churches, Gas stations and bars. Nothing else. It is approximately 1 square mile and some how has 10,000 residents. Its public school system is corrupt and screws the intelligent kids. and When ever someone says thats where they grew up, They die a little inside. Its is just a suburb of Detroit.

Hey, I'm from River Rouge. Theres nothing to fucking do, I cant get a job anywhere, almost every other house on my block is a slum, and the school put me in special ed over my calculus class. This fucking sucks, I'm going to Sandusky Ohio.

by Atlas V. Flyer October 18, 2008

River Scott

Big sex vegan man

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott

by lil black guy May 2, 2019

River Raisin

A sexual act where a man or woman pees at the top of their partners butt crack, allowing the pee to run down their crack and flowing over their butt hole, aka your gray raisin.

"Dude, I gave Jordan a River Raisin the other day. He loved it but the clean up wasn't fun"

by ChubbyBunny985 November 11, 2019

chunky river

1.) A series of people puking in a line, causing the puke to flow like a river.
2.) A river in rural Mississippi.

Dude that party was sick last night...but I had to cross a chunky river on my way out.
Meet me at the Chunky! (referring to the river in Mississippi)

by lpsexy November 23, 2014

River Tits

When a girl take her breasts and caresses it up and down your body until you splooge.

I hope I get lucky with that hot chick tonight and she river tits the fuck outta me. Absolute double-D heaven.

by ShitLesSays September 12, 2016

Carrot River

Small ass town in Saskatchewan. Full of ugly ass inbreds and big fucking jibbers. There’s nothing but inbred hicks and Indians. Don’t bother visiting here it’s a shithole.

*pulls into Carrot River*
“Hey this town is complete ass.”
“No shit it’s just Carrot River.”

by Bigjib February 6, 2020