laptop battle

When two people are sitting across from each other and each of them is using their laptops at the same time.

John and Jim were sitting at the coffee shop having a real laptop battle.

by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018

Battle Creature

This term is used to describe a low-income single person from Battle Creek who’s usually on drugs. They usually can be found driving a car held together by duck tape and probably has some weed in the trunk.

Me: I crashed my car so now I gotta drive this piece of junk.

Friend: Lol you look like a Battle Creature driving that thing.

by JimmyBC October 5, 2021

battle flag

1. Commonly referred as the confederate flag but the battle flag is the flag use for battle not to confuse with the confederate government flag the battle flag was actually rejected but the military needed a flag to use bc the other flag before was too confused with the union's flag

2. A flag used in battle

3. Most commonly used as a symbol of southern pride but other say it is hatred and slavery

Why are you flying the confederate flag

That's not the confederate flag that is the confederate battle flag

by Dr.Snake53 July 5, 2017

Flappy Battle

Flappy Battle

1. A competition of the phone game Flappy Bird between two friends.
2. sex

Marco: Where'd Harry and Jane go?
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.

by summerfreeze June 29, 2014

Battle or Skedaddle

A more informal synonym for fight or flight, referring to an animals instinct to either fight or run when threatened.

When we got near that raccoon, it instantly went into battle or skedaddle mode.

by King Loaf June 2, 2018

mouth battle

A verbal disagreement. An arguement.

Tom and Jimmy got into a Mouth Battle over who had the nicest hair.

by jjtreese May 23, 2016

Battle of the Bulge

When two or more ladies fight to the death over your dick.

You hear about the party last night? There was a Battle of the Bulge with five womanz!

by elbissopmi June 7, 2019