April 24th, 12:00pm. The day where people with the name Josh gathered at these coordinates, (40.8223286, -96.7982002) they fought, whoever won got to keep the name, everyone else had to change their name, they had a year to prepare
Josh: Hey, remember April 24th?
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!
Charlie: National R*pe Day?
Josh: No, you wafflehead! The Josh Battle!
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by Conchobar Mac Nessa January 2, 2018
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Person 2: Oh yeah dude I love Battle Tapes
*They proceed to start making out*
Person 2: Oh yeah dude I love Battle Tapes
*They proceed to start making out*
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Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.
Reginald: Oh, they're off having a Flappy Battle back at the hotel
Marco: They're fucking?
Reginald: No, they're actually playing Flappy Bird. Obsessively. Actually it's kind of worrying me.
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